He roars a viking roar as he fills my butt with his love. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
It hurts so much but I do it for Fifflaren. He grabs me with his powerful Swedish hands and puts me on my hands and knees. He whispers in my ear "this is my pyjama". I called him a He hits me and sends me to go to sleep. I knew he was just jelly of my passion for Fifflaren. Thanking him for the life I have been given.
I prayed to Fifflaren every night before bed. I loved Fifflaren so much, I had all the NiP merchandise and matches pirated. Once you go Nvidia, you go broked, turn into an Elitist, or get the incorrect amount of VRAM. One makes you broke, the other you can get more of and have a midnight snack from the fridge when hungry again. Jan.Nvidia is to Dr Dre Beets as AMD is to KFC.Images courtesy MGM, Warner Bros., Universal, Disney, 20th Century Fox 29, 1997, and decides to send California's governors through time to kill James Cameron's ex-wives.Īs always, any readers and super-intelligent, megalomanic supercomputers are welcome to comment and debate this list and those deliberately left off it for various excessively nerdy and technical reasons, specifically V'Ger, Brianiac, The Red Queen, MODOK and The Architect from The Matrix. Once turned on, Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m.
According to Sony and Microsoft, that's not the worst idea in the world.ġ) Skynet ( The Terminator): Evidently, no scientist or military leader has ever watched a sci-fi movie, because they keep turning over control of our weapons systems to paranoid, genocidal maniac machines like the boss of the Terminators (below), Skynet. The Forbin Project becomes an allegory for humanity's defiant search for freedom in the technology age, best illustrated by Colossus' final godlike declaration - "In time, you will come to regard me not only with respect and awe, but with love" - and his human creator's reply: "Never."Ģ) Master Control Program ( Tron): Resembling a glowing, spinning Easter Island statue and bossing David Warner around, the MCP wants to rule the world using videogame visuals. By accidentally creating a machine with a split personality, The Doctor creates a eugenics-crazed cybermind that only he can repair. But a malfunction turns it against its Federation masters until Captain Kirk and company pull the plug.ĥ) Proteus IV ( Demon Seed): Easily the Barry White of this notorious group, the sentient Proteus IV wants to get it on with Julie Christie (above) so he can become human - sort of a high-tech, horny Pinocchio.Ĥ) Zoanon ( Doctor Who): In one of The Doctor's great screwups, the time-traveling hero tries to fix the malfunctioning computer of a crashed space exploration ship in a popular Tom Baker-era episode ( "Face of Evil"). Richard Daystrom, the M5 was intended to take the place of a starship's crew. A young Matthew Broderick risks the world in a game of Global Thermonuclear War (right) against a machine that learns the truth just in time: "The only winning move is not to play."ħ) ARIA ( Eagle Eye): The Autonomous Reconnaissance Intelligence Integration Analyst, or ARIA, has the power to monitor and control all surveillance technology - and to erase an "I" from its acronym, apparently.Ħ) M5 ( Star Trek: The Original Series, "The Ultimate Computer"): Invented by Dr. 8) WOPR/Joshua ( War Games): In the '80s classic movie, the United States hands over control of its nuclear arsenal to an unstable supercomputer - War Operation Plan Response, or WOPR, which is nicknamed "Joshua" by its moody creator.